Tuesday, April 30, 2002

Smack Down continues...

Tok Rimau grabbed the mic. He looked at me right in the eyes. His face was ferociously red.
"Little that you know, I have been smoke free for at least 2 weeks. My last cigarette was given to me at Awan Besar. This is Tok Rimau!"
GIVEN to him? what did he mean by that? it was TAKEN by him. and i guess i have a witness. ;p
But the crowd cheered him. His ego swollen. He climbed the ring, beating his chest, "Nobody is bigger than Tok Rimau. Jigo, your days are numbered!"
He climbed the top rope. "Be prepared to give me the championship! I can't even remember when I last bought a pack of cigarette. It has been long time ago. You can ask those who came to my den, Mie and Easy. They can confirm my smoke free crib!"
Mie and Easy? They don't smoke. How can you pow him, Tok?
He pointed his finger at the camera (well, i knew he was actually addressing me) and said, "I can do it. Can you?"
Obviously, he was trying to intimidate me. But he nailed a wrong person.
At last I shouted back at him, "Yes I know you can do it but i can do it better than you do!! And I can kick your *beep* out of that very ring!!!!"
Long silence fell on the crowd. No more cheering for Tok. But he was still on the top of rope, staring at me. Gradually, his arrogant facade thawed. His evil grin disappeared. He was totally confused.
And I just walked away from him. Leaving him and his *beep* crowd.
The light went out. Totally.

* jiGOMorrison has taken this challenge. At this very moment, there are only 12 sticks of cigarrette to go. After that his world lungs would be smokelessly clear.