et tu GJ ?

gingerdon: oooo now i know who you are u rude idiot
deadkafka: yeah.. it's me
gingerdon: you're jigo.. yang kahwin hari tu
deadkafka: so?
gingerdon: i've heard a lot abt you yang org Gj tak suka u eh
deadkafka: yep.. but i still dun know about u
gingerdon: i'm not suprised
gingerdon: that's not important
deadkafka: wow!! that's a compliment
deadkafka: thanks
deadkafka: meant to be that way
deadkafka: no big deal
gingerdon: what's important is.. i know who the fucking idiot yang rude ngan i hari ni
gingerdon: yeah. i hope you're proud of that.. of being an asshole..
{ snip }
gingerdon: i just hope u wont offend more people.. coz... i dari dulu ada dengar nama u. but never .. never anything nice..
deadkafka: never anything nice? such as?
gingerdon: because... some people find rudeness as something to be proud of.. cam u... tapi takpela.. masa tu i dengar je la.. till today..
gingerdon: when i ENCOUNTERED the PERSON myself..
deadkafka: wuhoooo...
{ snip }
gingerdon: yeah .. they know you.. derang kan geng jurnal gak.. and you're like.. one of them.. or a "HAS-BEEN".. SOMTHING LIKE THAT LA..
{ snip }
gingerdon: lain kali.. jgn kurang hajar lagi ngan .. err... someone who might "slice" you back!
gingerdon: adios...! :P
deadkafka: hahha... i can't promise u that.. but i try
gingerdon: thanks and bye!
deadkafka: bye

* read between the lines, comrades.

Management Lessons (via e-mail)

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, " but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my dropping?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after the fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson?
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson?
1)Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2)Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3)And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your management course.

Hamka pernah menyebut, "Barangsiapa yang telah menanam jasa, satu saat kelak dia akan beroleh hasil dari jasanya itu. Kemuliaan akan menjadi pengiringnya ke mana pun dia pergi. Kalau orang yang sama hidup dengan dia melupakan, namun setelah matinya orang yang kemudian akan membongkar kemuliaan itu kembali dan menyatakannya ke muka khalayak. Orang yang berjasa tidak boleh gamang dan kecewa jika di masa hidupnya dilupakan orang. Orang tidak boleh menyesal jika tinggal di sebuah gubuk yang buruk. Tidak boleh kecewa jika makan minumnya dan pakaiannya tidak semewah orang lain. Sebab kelak buah tangannya akan menjadi modal kemajuan angkatan yang akan datang."

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