suami kegersangan

borg akan meninggalkan aku. bukan untuk selamanya. cuma untuk beberapa hari. tapi cukup untuk buat aku tidak keruan. hark hark hark!! kami akan berjumpa di JB over the weekend.

antara pesanan yang dihantar melalui email kepada aku ialah:

jgn nakal2
jgn tgk pompuan lebey2
kurangkan merokok
bykkan minum air kosong
kunci jam sblm tido
jgn sepah2 umah
ingat kita setiap masa
keje elok2
jgn marah2
kalo susah ati baca quran
kalo rindu kita baca quran gak
take care

takziah untuk ep seisi keluarga.

kerja macam anjing, tidur macam kayu balak (bahagian dua)

The following article was being circulated among my officemates via email a few days ago.

KOBE, March 18 (Bernama) -- With a reputation for her strong stamina despite arduous and hectic schedules, it was not surprising that someone had to ask the Minister of International Trade and Industry, Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz, where her source of almost boundless energy came from.

"In my job, you have to be cheerful because it's about wanting people to invest. Can you imagine if I come to Kobe with a sour face and no smile? You will not want to come to Malaysia," she said when asked by a Japanese businessman to reveal the secret of her staying power at a seminar on Business Opportunities in Malaysia here today.

"You're great. You're so dynamic and cheerful. We don't see such a character in our Japanese ministers," said the businessman who was obviously an admirer of Rafidah's dynamic personality.

In reply, Rafidah said she was a naturally cheerful person.

"I am not making it up (in being cheerful). I laugh a lot and so it's easy for me to be cheerful. It's not like I'm pretending to be cheerful. My nature is like that," she said in a matter-of-fact and yet lighthearted manner.

The minister said her energy also came from the fact that she liked her job.

"I've been in this job (her present position) for 16 years and I have been in the government for 27 years," she said, acknowledging that she was no longer young as she would be 60 years old this year and already has three grandchildren.

"It makes me happy. You must always do what that makes you happy. If you're not happy, you don't do it. That's very simple... If you don't like the thing but you have to do it (anyway), you'll get the sour face,"she said.

Rafidah said she usually did not bring her work home with her. But if she really has some work to finish up, she would wake up at 5.00 am to complete it.

"If I go home late, my driver will have to wait for me, my security guard will have to wait for me and my other staff also has to wait for me.

And they will curse me because they want to go home (early)," she said.

Rafidah said if she did not leave for home by 5.30 pm, there was a likelihood that there would be five or six people who could be angry with her.

"Angry people are not productive," she said, admitting that she was also not productive in her work after 5.30pm. "After 5.30 pm, I'm not productive. So five unhappy staff and one unhappy minister is not good (at all)," she said. Rafidah felt that working very late in office was a waste of time.

"You would be better off at home, (or) go out for dinner or play golf. So (at least) you're happy and the next morning you're fresh," she said."If you go home late at 11.00 pm or midnight and you don't look at your family and tomorrow you go into the train to go to office, in the end you're not happy and your family is not happy," she said.

"The world will go on even if you go home at 5.30. The world will not stop if you go home at 5.30 pm. "Why must you go home at 11.00 pm? What's the point and how much work can you do between 5.30pm and 11.00pm?" "Enjoy yourselves and be happy. I find that I work more when I'm happy,"she said. -- BERNAMA

One my Executive Directors replied:

Dear All

There are a few vacancies at Ministry of International Trade & Industry. Specifically to be Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz's driver, security guards and other staff. For those who are interested, please get the application forms from ME immediately before it runs out of stock.

Tq.

Are you threathening me? Are you threathening me?!! Come on la. You can do better than that. Don't stoop so low la my friend.

berapa hari yang aku perlukan untuk menurunkan statistik pengunjung ke taraf sifar?

mari kita mula menghitung.

hari ini hari pertama. masih belum sifar. :|

dan kitab-kitab pun berterbangan

aku cemburu dengan mereka-mereka ini. punya banyak masa untuk membaca.


>> ulat buku
baca buku, ulas buku, makan buku, tidur buku bla bla bla


>> alias neng
buku, buku, buku dan buku. tak mungkin akan jemu.


>> achik
dia bersemangat mahu menghidupkan kembali semangat Kitab Pandai Terbang

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kembar bluehyppo dances to Thong Song?

risau dan bingung

dia masih di dalam. tarikh dia dijangka keluar sudah diketahui. tapi aku masih ragu-ragu tentang persediaan aku menyambutnya nanti. minda aku semakin berkocak. ligat membina jambatan antara mimpi dan realiti.

sms dari seorang kawan membuat aku tersenyum. tulisnya, "macamana ini boleh berlaku?"

kuasa Tuhan. kalau nak jadi, jadi juga. kun fayakun

sebetulnya, aku bingung juga.

"entah" mungkin jawapan yang tepat, ringkas dan padat.

tapi aku masih punya Tuhan. kalau aku tak tau, Dia yang lebih tahu. ilmu siapa yang dapat menandingi ilmuNya?

dan selagi dia belum keluar, aku akan terus menanti dalam cemas dan khuatir. debaran ini jika dimamah waktu, pasti akan lebih deras dan keras.

harap-harap Tuhan panjangkan umurnya di dalam sana.

segala usaha aku tidak akan berhasil kalau Dia tak mengizinkan. Tuhanlah yang menentukan hidup matinya dia di dalam sana. yang Rahman dan yang Rahim.

doakan moga segalanya berakhir seperti yang dihajati.

terima kasih teman-teman atas doa ikhlasmu. aku simpan di loteng waktu untuk disisipkan sebagai hadiah setelah dia keluar nanti.

my dear comrades,

gather a small army. train them to work like a snowball.

prepare them to slaughter your enemies from every corner, every curves.

don't give them shields. don't teach them to build a fortress. don't pamper them with sympathy. neither shower them with pity. they need none of their use.

don't let them be defensive but teach your army to mingle well among the enemies.

the time has come to strike the snakes. strike with boldness. we shouldn't wait any longer.

gather your small army. let the world hear they march.

let them kill your enemies. don't ever take any prisoners. shed no remorse or mercy.

kill your enemies by turning them into your alliance.

let your army and their alliance roll like a snowball.

kerja macam anjing, tidur macam kayu balak

sabtu lepas aku dah mengecewakan sekurang-kurangnya empat orang. sekurang-kurangnya.

ada kawan yang nak pinjam buku pun terpaksa pulang tangan kosong. aku tak perlu meneka yang dia memang agak marah dengan aku.

ada kawan yang sanggup datang dari jauh dan bermandi-manda di Wetland dalam ribut taufan pun aku tak boleh nak jumpa.

ajakan kawan yang ajak berborak sambil minum-minum pun terpaksa aku tolak.

jemputan kawan isteri untuk kenduri arwah ayahnya di banting pun terpaksa aku lupakan.

"besar ke gaji kau?" tanya sorang member yang separuh hangin bercampur kasihan bila terpaksa tunggu aku habis kerja sampai larut malam.

dan aku hanya mampu tersengih. dan aku tak teragak-agak nak ludah muka orang yang kata aku workaholic.

i am not!!

the truth is, my salary is so meager and I can't even claim for my OT. it doesn't matter if i have to work till 5am to complete my job and then get back to work (again!!) at 9am. the company just won't pay for any OT claims.

dan tak sampai dua bulan selepas kahwin, borg pun pernah juga bermalam di opis kerana tunggu aku siapkan kerja sampai pukul 5 pagi.

reward me no pity since i spare none on myself.

ok. that's the worst part!! am not being fair to my company.

aku pun bukan pekerja contoh. dah banyak kali juga aku AWOL tapi management tak ambil tindakan (eleh setakat kena sound tu dah kebas dah cuping telinga aku).

ya, tak perlu kau ingatkan. tak ambil tindakan tak sama dengan tak berani ambil tindakan.

kira ok la tu. ada give and take. ada kompromi. at your own risk, of course. :-)

it's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
it's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
but when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
will make me feel alright

kuharap panas hingga ke petang...

seks boleh menenangkan kepala yang berserabut?

mungkin tu sebabnya ada lelaki yang mahukan seks yang hebat di pejabat